i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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