You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
