Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
A bitchslap is in order.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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