Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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