i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
