So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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