I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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