I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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