I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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