she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
MIDGETS
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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