google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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