Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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