my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Randomize
