People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
i think i just lost a toe
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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