Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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