He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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