yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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