And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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