3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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