my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
i think my cat just said my name.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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