Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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