Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize