1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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