I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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