Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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