Im at strip club and am horny
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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