I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
