these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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