I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
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dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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