I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
