I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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