Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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