porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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