The maid of honor just puked.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
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It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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