ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
