well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
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a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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