grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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