you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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