Midget sex pt 2 tonight
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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