Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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