yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
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Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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