No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
