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I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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