Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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