i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I forgot how hot balto sounded
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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