I want to have your abortion
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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