Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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