Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
this will be a night to untag.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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