The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I need a beard to bite.
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