Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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