You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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