Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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