She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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