I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
we're so committed to being not committed
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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