I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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