He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you will always have a special place in my vag
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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