hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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